Okay! We were joking about My Little Pony tats a while back? I'm saying I was disappointed that you don't have a matching tat of some other random 80's TV icon. But Robert is being good, so it doesn't matter LOL. No more butt tattoos from him!
I got that, lady fair…you still didn’t make much sense. *laughs* More wine??
Have you ever had an OTP you ship so hard that your stomach actually twists into uncomfortable knots when you think about them and sometimes you stare off into the distance and just think about how beautifully they fit together?
I usually don’t read random pairings (who am I kidding, that’s a total lie), but these two are my favorite male characters, so I made an exception. The sarcastic repartee in these crackfics has been way more fun to read than I expected. There’s one thing I’ve noticed about them, though, that seems off to me.
Jaime and Sandor wouldn’t call each other things like “Kingslayer” or “Mad Dog”! At least, not as often as I’ve been reading (i.e. every single time they speak to each other). I guess fanfic writers like to write them being all cantankerous and snarky, and that’s entertaining as hell and I love it, but I’m 93% certain that they’re on first-name basis in canon: